1. Nag interview ako ng applicant. Tanong ko: "How much do you want this job?". Sagot sa akin: "Ummm..not as much as my previous job po ma'm". Wow, nakakainspire i-hire. Tanggap ka na sis-tuh!
2. Isa pang applicant. Tanong ko: "After a year of not working, why do you want to work now?" Sagot nya: "I don't wanna stay home, cause, you know, ahh... I only get stuck knowledge.". Again..again..again
3. Hate na hate ko yung "supposeBly".. hellow!! kung hindi mo masabi ang supposeDly, please wag mo ng gamitin yung word.
4. Sabi ni boss - "Can I see you?" Tempting sagutin ng "Oh no! Did i just turn invisible?!"
5. Sa isang diskusyon kung bakit mas attractive yung isang guy over the other guy. "Eh kse one-sighted kayo. Di nyo tinitignan yung kabuuan." Hey-shus-me!
6. Sa brainstorming tungkol sa bagong booth design. "Kse kung yung wall paper ididikit natin sa wall".. Hmm.. i've always thought wall papers go ON walls..pwede pa pala sa ibang surface?
7. One of my favorites. (In a high pitched, sinakal na manok voice) "Anong petsa na ngayon?!" (dramatic pause here please). "Alas-dyes na!!!" .. Wala akong maisip na comeback dito. Nalaos ang talent ko.
8. One of my favorite so-konyo expression: "You gets? You gets?" In Tagalog, "Nakuha mo ba?" wa ha ha
9. Another so-konyo-tic expression: "Ah, gawwdd! That's so pang-ngeeet!!" Grabe, yakk, talagang it's so sows-yal!
10. Something I try to live by: "Be more or less specific" Can anything get more or less specific than this?
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